we like to laugh

me & my pals. we are pretty awesome. and hilarious. heres the proof. all real quotes. i couldnt make this shit up.

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Dec 2

“@snakecharma: it is just not normal for a room full of shoes and jeans to smell like chicken.” on her crazy ex-boss’s chicken addiction stinkin up the break room at work

Dec 1

“@str8topr: everything is good when youre getting fucked. okay. theres no excuse for that. even if you are getting fucked.” on a VERY unfortunate shoe choice for the evening…VERY unfortunate.

Nov 30

“@str8topr: she was bein real weird and i dont even know her. whats up with her social skills?” on @JerBear1984’s ex girlfriend

Nov 29

“@rrikkitikkitavi: if i were german, i would play it in my car. but im not. so i dont.” on some band, but i dont remember which one…

Nov 28

@shandennsays & @snakecharma at the indian buffet

c: i want the pudding
s: i know. ive been watching the line for you. theres all them people with the sweaters and the faces.
c: wait! who is this man with the nixon nose eatin my puddin!?

Nov 13

“@britanypracchia: homeless like indian food too.” on the homeless people i saw eating out of trash cans in lexington

Nov 12

“@coolhandben: if you need a tie, dont search in your parent’s room. its not safe.” we dont know what he found. he doesnt wanna talk about it.

Nov 11

@shandennsays & @jaredjetpack

s: i'd have so much sex with paul newman, SO MUCH SEX.
j: he's dead...
s: that's a zombie i'd fuck. SO MUCH SEX.

Nov 10

@rrikkitikkitavi & @britanypracchia

a: its the only thing hes lied to me about. i think...
b: well im markin it!

Nov 9

“@snakecharma: i wanna make moss terrariums with cemeteries and presidents.” um, obvi.

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